Thanks, Kendall!LOL

I know I've sent this to some of you, but I don't think I've posted it before. Forgive me, please, if it is a duplicate:

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his >boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, >the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into >the air. The monster then opened its mouth while waiting below >to swallow man and boat. > >As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards >the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out, "Oh, my >God! Help me!" > >Suddenly, the scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in >midair, a booming voice came out of the clouds and said, "I >thought you didn't believe in Me!" > >"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just >seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!" > >"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer you must >understand that I won't work miracles to snatch you from >certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change >hearts. What would you have me do?" > >The atheist thinks for a minute and then says, "God, please >have the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also." God replies, >"So be it." > >The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling >towards the ravenous jaws of the ferocious beast. > >Then the Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says, >"Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided....." >