Zogg smarter than Bee-dubya. Zogg not stick cheap candy thermometer that only measure up to 400ºF (204ºC) in peephole of pottery kiln. Zogg not walk away from kilnroom before making sure kiln not way hotter than cheap-ass thermometer can handle. Zogg not have thermometer explode. Zogg not have mercury inside kiln. Only dumbass Bee-dubya have that problem. At least Bee-dubya not get brain damage from mercury fumes when kiln heat up. Must have brain before brain damage can happen.