Howdy Mr. or Ms. Claus. Golly, I'm happy to meet you too! Well, everybody knows that Elmer Fudd is an international man of mystery and intrigue, faster than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound--oh wait, that was some other superhero. Pay no attention to that man behind the cape.

Uh, lemme ponder a bit, get the old gray matter up and running, and I'll drop a hint or two onto the appropriate thread with a resounding thud--I mean Fudd.

Elmer