OK, Huevos Rancheros, here ya go:

There Is A Thing In Norway Land
(Tune: House Of The Rising Sun)

There is a thing in Norway land
They call the Road Rage Moose
If you stop, you'll find him starin' you down
On your hood he'll plant his caboose

Well, Mr. J and his Lady K
Ther was home on enight were headin'
They saw a flash, then heard a crash
A monster in the gloamin'

One foot, it came down on the hood
Another on the roof
The third went right straight into Lady K's lap
The fourth got stuck in the boot

Mr. J was shakin' in his anorak
Lady K was white as a sheet
No encounter with ghosts or aliens
Their tale that night could beat

Well, Mr. J went to the insurance man
To get those moose holes fixed
When he told his tale to the agent there
His policy the company nixed

(slide guitar break here)

And Lady K, she is gone as well
Flown off to Amerikay
But Mr. J just sits and thinks
'Bout big moose burgers all day

There is a thing in Norway land
They call the Road Rage Moose
If you stop, you'll find him starin' you down
On your hood he'll plant his caboose