"It wasn't Wee Willie Winkie - he ran around with his nightshirt on."

A nightshirt? Luxury!


"Have you checked your wee willie winkie for the other sock? "

Must be thinking of the North Atlantic Squadron: In days of old, when knights were bold,/And safes were not invented,/They wrapped old socks around something something,/And babies were prevented.

I can't for the life of me remember what they wrapped but it must rhyme with "socks".