That is SOOOO Mom-like. Anyone who was being rational would see that the syrup is only in a few, well-defined, precise locations on the table. Actually, less than an estimated 2.8% of the overall available surface area of the table, counting only the top of the table. So it is hardly accurate to say I have been "dripping syrup all over the table:, Mom!


(Wisenheimer kid!!! SHMECK!@!)


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