Male.

Typewriter style, 3 or 4 rows at a time from port to starboard.

I'm not sure what they've done to the corn but what we get in the stores now seems to be as sweet as fresh-picked. They probably have injected it with sugar, or maybe it's a new hybred involving genes spliced in from sugar beets.

I do hope this is serious research, which contributes at least a kernal of truth.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble