Science is wonderful, a pure discipline of discovery and knowledge among the finest accomplishments of the human mind.

But in a world of madmen, the sane man gets named mad, n'est-ce pas?

Let us raise a glass to two widely disparate accomplishmeents recently announced by Science

One is a dramatic improvement in the shelf life of Koala semen, which will mean a lot to all you lonely-heart Koala spinsters out there reading this and wondering why God gave you ovaries in the first place. Here is your answer!!!!

The second is the resurgence of the American bison or buffalo, once the Major Player in WIsconsin, Idaho, Indiana, Missouri, and many other states since infested with Republicans.

Three cheers for Science. Remember, boys and girls, Science knows more than you do!


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