John F. Kerry's testimony before the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations on April 22, 1971.

"... they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the country side of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country."

I heard Kerry both times. He didn't "botch" a joke. His handlers came up with that after the fact. He forgot he wasn't speaking to the sons and daughters of his wealthy fellow travelers, but rather merely the great ribald riff-raff (ordinary people). Democrats ought to lock him away.