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Thread #88825   Message #1874496
Posted By: Paul Burke
02-Nov-06 - 04:23 AM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Kerry staff

At the age of nine Ashrhkint cultivate the land
Bruges on my feet and my spade in my hand.
Tell me myself, "What regrettable to see
This linkage fine boy Salim Trali in the grass."

Choir :I Rim---Dah, to me, Reem one and two sons,
I Rim-- --Dah,no one Rim to Rim, and two sons, and one of two sons.

Therefore Buttered my Bruges and shook hands with my real spade a spade
And went to the exhibition, such as speeding white youth.
Sergeant coming and said, "The record you?"
Certainly sergeant says "I" slip in the grip of my pop. "

Then came the Commander,a man of considerable fame,
Straigtoais inquire me and the name of the country.
Well,I told him before that I would like to tell him again
That my father and mother Kiremen two countries.

First, they gave me a red coat
With a piece of skin black tie me round the throat.
What follows me ...I said :"What?"
Certainly men and tape to adhere to your hat! "

The next thing I had called him with the horse and harness
Serge,through me two legs.
Well,The whip was delivered to me and handed over steel,
Oh holy mother! One line, such as eel.

The following is extended to me and to the gun,
Even in the context of any settlement lead me thumb.
Venice and winded fire and smoke vomited poor shoulder
And gave me a blow by the devil.

The next place and took us down to the sea
On board a ship destined for the big Karimi,
Three spanners in the east,include all the facts
With it walked on the water without the feet.

We all Balaclava to the safety and sound,
The tiredness and fatigue and we are on the ground.
At the dawn of the following day, that is does not serve the trumpet call.
We are a breakfast of powder and ball.

We whipped them in Alma and Inkerman,
But the Russians There will frustrate us.
While lifting any fence Misilv lost an eye,
The great Russian bullet escaped me thigh.

Each death and bleeding any situation on the ground.
My arms, legs and feet of all four corners.
I say Misilv "If the rag was buried near me,
Certainly,just to fear any die. "

But exit wounds quickly prevents
Aldmokadm me a bouquet leg made of wood.
The pension Tenbens me today
And groupings with Sheila live on half pay.

This is the story of Grandfather said
That sat by the fire and all of the old.
" Remember, "He said, "The battle Irish
But Russian artillery in the warmest of hell. "