Hello,
i noticed that old wimmin always put more meat in your sandwidge, ie young skinny womun only put little bit in, but wrinkly old womun put loads in.
so i got an idea, trick is= make sure get served by oldest wrinkliest womun in shop, if young skinny woman ask waht you want say="not sure yet, serve him" (point to next person waiting to served).

then old woman will serve you and put loads in.

reason is = skinny wimmin like to diets to much, and thinks evryone else is diet as well.

skinny woman is no good, always miserable.