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Posted By: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
05-Nov-06 - 06:54 AM
Thread Name: worst rhyme ever
Subject: RE: worst rhyme ever
this is about Scots whisky
Leave Us Our Glens
(George Donald / Buff Hardie)
I love Scotland's glens, and whatever else we lose
Please leave us our glens, our glorious glens
Our mountains as grand, Ben Nevis, Ben Lomond too
You can have all those bens, but leave us our glens
Glenfiddich, Glendronach, Glenlivet, Glen Grant
Can you do without them? If you must know, I can't
Put a drop in the glass of Glen Spey or Glen Drotter
It's a perfectly bearable way to drink water
I'd willingly lose our culture, or most of it
Including that mess they call 'full Highland dress'
With the whole ethnic bit of haggis and Hogmanay
I'd gladly dispense, but leave us our glens
Glenfiddich, Glendronach, Glenlivet, Glen Fall
I once knew a man who had sampled them all
Glenisla, Glenugie, Glenkinchie, that's plenty
He looked sixty-five, but in fact he was twenty
Take our Highlands scottische, take our marches, strathspeys and reels
Take our old Scottish waltz, but leave us our malts
You can take, if you wish, our ladies' conveniences
And our gentlemen's - but leave us our glens
Glenfiddich, Glendronach, Glenlivet, Glenfyne
Was great at communion when we ran out of wine
Glenisla, Glenugie, Glenkinchie, Glenmorangie
I prefer them to Quantro which I find too orangey
Oh breathe there a Scot whose aims and priorities
When laid on the line, are different from mine
Take our homes, take our jobs, take anything else you will
Wife, family and friends, but leave us our glens
(as sung by Iain MacKintosh)
Susanne´s Folksong-Notizen
[1987:] Buff Hardie (lyrics), George Donald (music). Written in 1975.
(Hardie / Robertson / Donald, Scotland the What? Collected sketches and
songs, Gordon Wright Publ., Edinburgh)
[1995:] Glenmorangie [...] has a special kind of floweriness, a delicate
yet unmistakeable fragrance, that I find extremely attractive. It is
bottled at 70°, ten years old, and [...] is what I would call an all-
purpose whisky. It is equally good as a pre- prandial and as a post-
prandial drink, and I confess I have drunk it at many other times as
well. There is a Glenmorangie which I have drunk at the distillery which
is older and more full- bodied than that which is available bottled,
possessing more richness and less delicacy than the latter. It goes for
blending, of course [...].
At its best, Smith's Glenlivet combines a teasing subtlety of flavour
with a distinctive 'nose' and fullness. These are not always
sufficiently in evidence when bottled too young, but the firm's own
bottling, twelve years old at 80°, gives one everything that could be
desired in this noble whisky. I have tasted a Glenlivet put in cask in
1941 and bottled (by Berry Brothers & Rudd) in 1958, and the only note
on it which I entered in my whisky scrap- book after the first glass was
simply 'a superb whisky'. But later experience of comparing different
ages and proofs leads me to believe that additional age over twelve
years does not add all that much in quality and (within limits, of
course) a twelve- year- old at a higher proof tastes better than an
older whisky at a lower proof. But the twelve- year- old is decidedly
better than anything younger. [...]
How does Glenlivet compare with Glen Grant? In general character they
are not dissimilar: each has that smooth integration of peatiness,
softness and full sweetness (or almost sweetness) that needs age to
bring it out. Like Glenlivet, Glen Grant is conspicuously better at ten
or, better still, twelve years old than at, say, five (and it is
available at five years old). There is a sharpness about a young Glen
Grant that belies its true potential. [...] A well- matured Glen Grant
has a splendid smoothness: it is not, perhaps, such a complexly
patterned whisky in the combination of 'nose', taste and after- taste
that is found in Glenlivet at its best, being a more single- minded
whisky, as it were. [...]
Glenfiddich [...] has a pleasing dry fragrance [...]. Glenkinchie, which
so far as I know is not available as a single whisky but of which I have
a sample bottle from an Edinburgh blending firm [...] is a very
agreeable whisky, slightly sweeter and perhaps just a trifle sharper
than Rosebank. (Daiches, Scotch Whisky. Its Past and Present 170ff)
[1998:] Written for 'Scotland the What?' 'Glen Drotter' is probably a
made up name in order to get the rhyme. (Pr. comm., ICM)
Quelle: Scotland
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