Yeah, Ebbie, we are kinda like polar opposites in quite a few ways.

The trouble with humans is they got not much sense of humor. Apes don't have that problem. We laugh at the drop of a hat.

So you wanna get all serious about this, do you, people? Okay. There are some females who are well enough adjusted that the "I love you" bit works just fine. No doubt about it. And there are some who ain't that well adjusted, in which case nothin' works. Those ones, like JennyO said, are a bottomless pit. Then you got the ones who are sorta on the cusp, know what I mean? For them, my method might be the best.

So...you gotta judge the situation by who you're dealin' with, right?

Has any guy ever asked his gal, "Honey, does my butt look too big in these jeans?"   LOL! I wonder. If so, he wouldn't want it to get around, that's for sure.