Three women and their three daughters are killed in a car crash. They arrive at Heaven's Gate & St Peter beckons the first woman and daughter to him & says: "I'm sorry but you can't come into heaven. All your life you only ever thought of money, and look, you even called your daughter Penny."

So the woman grabs her daughter's hand and they both head off downstairs to hell.

The next two go to St Peter and he says, "Sorry, you only ever thought about drinking when you were alive and you called your daughter Sherry. Down you go with the others."

The third woman grabs her daughter's hand, flounces off and says "Come on Fanny, we're going!"

(Note: Remember that thread a while back about the meaning of the word "fanny" in Oz & Britain - I'm not referring to butts here)

Helen