Just before I moved to Indiana from Ohio I understand that the genital area of the statue of Jim Rhodes (gallantly carrying a briefcase!) in front of the capitol in Columbus was being painted bright blue. The State Patrol did a stakeout but never did catch the perpetrator.

'Spaw, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

(Our library also, courtesy of Jimmy Rhodes, received a copy of the song "Because I Love Ohio." All I (fortunately!) remember about it was the chorus, "Because, because I love Ohio," and that the flip side of the 45 disc had the same song in a calypso beat. Your tax money at work....)