I took my girl out, out for a drive
For to get loose, in the Norwegian woods

But we then had to stop
To let a moose cross the black top

I flashed my lights on to get him gone
He jumped on the hood, and then I screamed, like anyone would

He stepped through the windscreen like very thin ice
Millions of glassy shards went every place (cockney accent)

And then when I woke, my car was a joke
I felt like a silly goose, I had been stomped by a Norwegian moose.

Ok, so it's really bad. But it's 11:30pm here, and my mind is drained. Ignore it if it ain't up to snuff.

--Mbo