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The night was cold and rainy, the air was full of sleet,
The old man joined the Ku Klux Klan, and grandma lost a sheet.

Abe Lincoln was the president, he set the n*****s free,
There may be flies on Lincoln's eyes, but there ain't no flies on me.

Teddy Roosevelt was the president, he won the Cuba war,
He rode Old Bill up San Juan Hill, but it ain't gonna rain no more.

Possum on an old rail fence, sittin' in the sun,
Hound dog comes on down the road, it's run, possum, run.

Been all around this whole wide world, from sea to shinin' sea,
Anywhere I lay my head, is home sweet home to me.

Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more, it ain't gonna rain no more.
How the heck can I wash my neck, if ain't gonna rain no more?