ALERT!! WARNING!! ALERT!!

Tonga has apparently created a new island in its attempt to take over the world! A yacht and a fishing vessel have both seen the new island, which has four peaks and is about a mile in diameter. Neither the Tonganese government nor the Tonganese defense forces have either confirmed or denied the existence of this new island, proof positive that not only does it exist but that it is being used by Tonga for their nefarious purposes.

The UN must act now, before it's too late and the US does!

There is no word yet about oil reserves or weapons of mass destruction.