A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas
               (Be sure to read down to Day 12)

               On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Six yards of soggy ribbon
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Seven scraps of wrapping paper
               Six yards of soggy ribbon
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Eight tiny reindeer fragments
               Seven scraps of wrapping paper
               Six yards of soggy ribbon
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               My wreath in nine pieces
               Eight tiny reindeer fragments
               Seven scraps of wrapping paper
               Six yards of soggy ribbon
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
               My wreath in nine pieces
               Eight tiny reindeer fragments
               Seven scraps of wrapping paper
               Six yards of soggy ribbon
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

               On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               Eleven unwrapped presents
               Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
               My wreath in nine pieces
               Eight tiny reindeer fragments
               Seven scraps of wrapping paper
               Six yards of soggy ribbon
               Five chewed-up stockings
               Four broken window candles
               Three punctured ornaments
               Two leaking bubble lights
               And the Santa topper from the
               Christmas tree.

               On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
               A dozen puppy kisses
               And I forgot all about the other eleven days.