The day Saint Peter agreed to play golf with JEsus, they lined up at the first tee, and Saint peter hit a fair stroke that curved off and landed on the edge of the fairway, looking like par.

Then Jesus tees off and he slices badly, theball flies into a grove of trees and lands in the underbrush and rolls into a rabbithole. The rabbit comes out with the ball in his mouth and starts to lope across the fairway. A hawk swoops down and picks up the rabbit in his talons, and flies off. The rabbit drops Jesus' ball, which thus impelled bounces down the fairway onto the green. Just then a box turtle lumbers across the green and hits the ball witht he edge of his shell, which sends it into the cup for a hole in one.

Peter, exasperated, turns to Jesus and says, "Jesus! Did you come here to play golf, or did you come here to screw around?"