Three blonde women are stranded on an island. They can see the mainland, but, cant get to it.One picked up a bottle..out comes a genie who says "There are three of you, so, you get one wish each." Blonde #1 says "Make me intelligent." Poof..genie turned her into a brunette, and, she swam to the mainland. Blonde 2 says "Make me brighter than that>" Poof.. it turned her into a redhead, she built a boat and sailed to the mainland. Blonde #3 said "Make me the brightest of all." poof it turned her into a man and she walked across the bridge....running for cover lol