A friend just sent me the following tidbit:


GOOD ADVICE


Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience
for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says, sadly, into the
microphone. . .

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud, grating voice from near the front pierces the silence. . .   

"Fuckin' stop doing it then!"