Welcome to this eclectic band of layabouts. Most of them are amateur layabouts, but there is also a band of professional layabouts here known as Lane, Fielding, Patterson, & Swan, Layabouts at Large and for Hire. If you are like many here, your life is very busy and you have little time for laying about. For a very reasonable fee, LFPS will be more than happy to come to your home, eat your food, drink whatever ale you have around, lay on your furniture, watch your telly, scratch, grunt, make all sorts of bodily function noises and smells, ..... in general just do the laying about you don't have time to do. Remember our motto ...... It's the least we can do!

Welcome to Mudcat.

All the best,

Mick Lane