Buy Broom Buzzems

If you want a bussem for to sweep your hoose,
Come to me, maw hinnies, ye may ha'e yor choose,

Chorus
Buy broom buzzems, buy them when they're new,
Fine heather bred'uns, better niver grew.

Buzzems for a penny, Rangers for a plack;
If ye winnot buy, aw'll tie them on my back.

If aw had a horse, aw wad hev a cairt;
If aw had a wife, she wad tyek me pairt.

Had aw but a wife, aw care not what she be--
If she's but a woman, that's eneuf for me.

If she liked a drop--her an' aw'd agree,
An' if she didn't like't-- there's the mair for me.^^^ (click for tune)