Don't pay the bill until the stitches have been evaluated by a Quilt Guild. If it ain't good sewin', don't pay for it!

And lissen, if you get down this way and you want to do my carpets, well, just let me know....

(Tawmmie, you take care of yourself. When he's home and he says, "Aargh, I could sure use a _________________" don't feel guilty about sayin' "I could too -- why don't you get us both one?"