Tink:

Proceed with due caution. The man is a complete reprobate, a miscreant, an ineluctable force for delinquency, past repair,destroyed, hopeless, impossible, incorrigible, irrecoverable, irredeemable, unrecoverable, and a cureless, demeritorious, depraved, disgraceful, erring, piacular, reprehensible, unholy, incurable unregenerate to boot, past all expiation.

This is why he is so well loved.

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