Three nuns died in a car crash. At the gates of Heaven, St. Peter said that they would each have to answer a question correctly before they would be allowed in.

The first nun, being a novice, got a simple question: "What was the name of the first man?"

"Adam " she replied.

"Yes", said St. Peter "You're in"

The second nun's question was a little more difficult: "From what did the Lord create Eve"

"From Adam's rib"

"Yes, you're in" said St. Peter

St Peter explained that as the Mother Superior, the third nun's question would be more difficult still: "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?"


"Oooh!" said the mother Superior, "That's a hard one"

"Yep" said St. Peter, "you're in"