The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #93045   Message #1888282
Posted By: Georgiansilver
19-Nov-06 - 11:00 AM
Thread Name: Blitherscrum Folk Music Festival
Subject: RE: Blitherscrum Folk Music Festival
Please bear in mind that there are certain rules applied to Blitherscrum Barn dances.
1)No sexual practices on the dance floor at it detracts from the natural rhythm of the dances (Also it is not known as 'Come Dancing'.
2)Food is not to be thrown at the ceilidh band, as it may cause the instruments to lose their tune (as well as the performers!).
3)No playing of kazoos on the dance floor.
4)No food on the dance floor as it attracts rats from the brook next to the hall.
Further rules may be published soon