This will be no help at all, but in the days when I was rapidly losing patience with a very dirgy traditional folk club, I used to start a song like this:-
As I walked out on a bright may morning,
To view old Nashville both high and low
Who should I spy but Miss Dolly Parton
As she walked out on Musicians' Row.

I took off my hat and I did salute her
I did salute her most courteously.
When she turnd around , the tears fell from her
And this is the song he sang to me.

Then I'd sing "Jolene".
It amused me anyway!
Cheers
Dave