The GAORSACH Calling On song: (Bellowed at the top of the voice rather than sung!)

Good people pay heed to me story,
We've come here not mearly by chance,
Five lassies blithe, bright and bonny,
Intending to give you a dance.
Aberdeen it is our habitation,
And it's were we was Educated
There are nae finer lasses in t' nation
And none are more gallently lead!