To the interviewed audience member I flip a GREAT BIG "FUCK YOU, YOU ARROGANT ASSHOLE!"

If you don't want to be slammed, keep your stupid, ass-smelling mouth shut when someone else is performing... If you chose to heckle, be aware that any rules there might have been go STRAIGHT out the window, and any and all artillery that can be used against you, will be.

My personal favourite line is "Hey.... I don't come to where you work and knock the cock out of your mouth, do I? So, leave me the fuck alone!"

Apologize to every "Africa American" in the world??? Fuck you.... Try a bran muffin, and move outa the suburbs... You sound like more of a cracker-ass honkey than my grandfather!

To Jerry Seinfield (sp?).... Still jealous that Richard's is WAY funnier on his off day than you'll ever be, aren't you....