I may get in trouble for this but the root cause of these outbursts by Mel and Michael is DRUGS

You see deep in the covert drug labs of the DIA are some very powerful weapons that have gotten lose due to their military applications.

The drug in question is Bigotol, synthesized from the hormones of the Falwell and Bush families, was first given to Jesse "hiemytown" Jackson in an effort to destabilize the Rainbow coalition. The number of drug victims due to Bigotol is without number, but needless to say the drug runs in the streets of Iraq as thick as blood.