(cue for a song) - Rolf Harris already did that...

"In the Wet, in the wet, it gets about as wet as it can get".

"Chez Nous", - I don't think that Americans will get that joke Shambles. (Explanation, in England a lot of houses have names instead of, or as well as, numbers and chez nous {our house} is very common)

How about 'Pluto'? I think it's available. - Nice one Ebbie.