OK, done it again, gave the cornflakes to the cat and the child a bowl of Kitty Crunchies - the Cat thought Christmas had come early and Phoebe has always eaten cat biscuits - her teeth are strong and healthy, her nose is moist and her coat glossy. The cat just farts milky milky - if you remember that far back with Punt and Dennis - farts. Nice. The other cat is having another crisis - she forgot where her food bowl was last night and spent a good 2 hours sitting on my head/chest/lap/back and crying for food. Had to take her downstairs and show her. Definately a dog short of Battersea. I have a full 6 pack, just not the plastic thing that holds them together. I am a file short of a program and not the sharpest pin in the box. And I'm a Civil Servant with the IRS - worried?? I would be!!!!

LTS

And TerrM - what colour were those roots you blushed to, because you were a redhead last time we met!