EEEEEuuuooooh, too much information, you've set my fantasies back at least 2 generations...... Mind you, if it were Sean Connery's little hairy leggies and a .....

Hands up all those that think I need professional help.....

Having said that, I remember a similar song, but to a different tune.... My version has him lynched, not for boiling his trollies, but for making a profit in selling the soup he made from them....

LTS