Field testing tonight revealed that 'Ohhh, a Gin and tonic would be really good' does not translate as 'I would like a gin and tonic', it actually translates into her dating this very special* guy, and managing to imply to my better half that it's all my fault...

So Alcohol isn't the answer.




*Hmmmm. I could use a long paragraph to describe him and not get anywhere, so lets just say it's a good thing he's unique....