Ohhhhhhhh! Santa. Hmmm? Feeding Rudolph Haggis, again? And waves! I love waves. I could easily find a place for some caught waves.

So Santa, unless you are doing the double trickery thing - you probably aren't Scottish. Do you wear a tartan of red herrings, I wonder? Waves, red herrings, sea-side, Haggis on a stick melting in the Winter sun?
I'm so glad you like to play.
Being especially good. Joy of the Bells.