No Wilfred......I'm sorry to tell you they will probably get worse. Should you settle in some quaint little place like, oh, say, Orillia for instance, you'll be under constant aggravation by simple shits and broke-dick mamaluccas often named George which will cause your 'roids to swell, fester, and rupture, to the point of needing a pouch attached to your u-trou just to carry the fuckers around.

Don't do it dear lady! Stay where you are and get a case of Preparation H and a rubber donut.

Spaw