And there was a cartoon in the previous edition with the sounds of love-making coming from the cowshed.

"Moo! Ahhhh! Moo! Ahhhh! Mooo Ahhhh........."

However the sounds of rumpty tumpty in the Archers are not new.......Given a couple of days and a few reference books I could probably list them all.

We used to mek us own fun in them days.

Dave