I don't like what you are implying, catspaw49. You are slandering a man who has disappointed women all over the greater London area in his search for love and companionship, a man whose masculinity is beyond question, even if it has not succeeded in achieving its romantic objectives very often! Yes, I have been rejected many, many times by many, many women, but NO ONE has had the nerve to accuse me of being of indeterminate gender! You sir, are crap! You heard me. Crap! I don't usually use such strong words, but you have gone too far. If you were within physical range, I would be hard pressed to resist giving you a good thumping.

If all Canadians are as witless and offensive as you are, catspaw49, then it must be the most ignorant country on Earth, and I wouldn't consider moving there. So go on now, and crawl back into your igloo, you pathetic colonial. Shiver in the dark with the rest of the Canadians, I say! Ha! I am living in London, England, the centre of world culture, and you are not. Nyahh! Nyahh! Nyahh!