He was so thin, he had to jump around in the shower,... just to get wet.

cocaine is GOD's little way of telling you that you've got too damn much money.

jack sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean,.. so whatdoyaknow between them both they licked the platter clean...

why, that's so simple, an eight year old kid could figure it out,... so,..... whatareyastandinaround for?... go get an eight year old kid, and we"ll be done before you know it!