Anytime Wesley...

I deduced by the masculine appearance of your name that pregnancy would be the most unlikely source of your nocturnal torture; but my philosophy is to adhere to Sherlock Holmes' dictum that you start with the most obvious, and having eliminated all the incorrect options, the solution you end up with, no matter how improbable, is the answer.

Ergo, seeing as how everyone else was giving you sound, useable advice, I figured I would provide you with the most improbable, and, therefore, the most likely source of your pain.

Ain't logic wunnerful?

Freightdawg