I read, like, 3 books in the last 3 to 4 years, eh? One was "Grapes" by Don Cherry. It rocked! A nother was "How To Get a Date With a Sudbury Skank!" I had high hopes for that one, but it turned out to be a total crock becoz I tried everything the idiot that wrote it sugjested and almost nothin' worked worth a bunkhouse flip in Wawa! I got slapped by at least 15 stoopid girls and yelled at by a whole lot more. I would want my money back except I stole that book, so it don't matter that much. Still, I would like to get my time back, eh? He owes me that.

I am now readin' one called "How To Marry Shania Twain and Live Happlessly Ever After". Wow, eh? I think this one is the real thing...

Shania, BABY, get ready, cos Shane is on the way!

- Shane