I've got this one, but would love the one you mentioned, Old Hippie.

FLUSH THE MAGIC TOILET

Flush was a magic toilet the finest in the land with golden bells and cherubs all around his ornate pan

His pipes were made of silver his cistern was the same and down came crystal waters when you pulled that golden chain

Oh Flush the magic toilet lived by the sea and flourished in the autumn mist in a land called Peterlee

Flush the magic toilet flowed into the sea polluting all the beaches for the folks like you and me


Little Suzie Snodgrass used Flush everyday, she'd sit on him for hours just to pass the time away

She'd talk to him of wondrous things and marvelled at his wit and brought him tins of Harpic every time she had a sit

Oh Flush the magic toilet lived by the sea and flourished in the autumn mist in a land called Peterlee

Flush the magic toilet flowed into the sea polluting all the beaches for the folks like you and me


Little Suzie Snodgrass adored that magic loo and Flush loved little Suzie with a passion deep and true

He'd sit there in his little hut and wait for her to come and how his pipes would tremble at the touch of Suzie's bum

Oh Flush the magic toilet lived by the sea and flourished in the autumn mist in a land called Peterlee

Flush the magic toilet flowed into the sea polluting all the beaches for the folks like you and me


Flush lived in this little hut outside Suzie's door but chill November's icy winds they made poor Suzie sore

With chillblanes on her backside and frostbite in her hands she got herself an indoor loo with a centrally heated pan

Oh Flush the magic toilet lived by the sea and flourished in the autumn mist in a land called Peterlee

Flush the magic toilet flowed into the sea polluting all the beaches for the folks like you and me


Flush was so broken hearted when he found he'd lost a friend

Took and overdose of Harpic and went clean around the bend and then one chilly winter's night

Flush it's sad to say climbed into his own sewerage pipe and flushed himself away

Oh Flush the magic toilet lived by the sea and flourished in the autumn mist in a land called Peterlee

Flush the magic toilet flowed into the sea polluting all the beaches for the folks like you and me