Three old guys aged 70, 80 and 90 are discussing life and reminiscing.
"If I could have one wish now" says the 70yr old, "I would want to be able to pee without interruption, without having to strain to get it out".
"If I could have one wish" says the eighty year old, " I would want to have a great bowel movement each day as this constipation and discomfort really gets me down"
The ninty year old says, "I have never had trouble peeing..I pee regularly at 6.30 am and I always have a free bowel movement at 6.45am, I have been that way all my life"
"And what would you wish for" asked the others.
"I just wish I could wake in the morning before 8am" he replied.