I knew I had one roll of toilet paper left but I couldn't find it anywhere and nature was calling. Not in the cabinet, not under the sink--nowhere. I finally took a box of Kleenex in with me...a few hours later, I was making some coffee, looked in the fridge for the milk and there, neatly pushed to the back of the shelf was the toilet paper. Hellooooo?

I was at work one day about 15 years ago, working as a receptionist. Someone called and instead of answering the phone, "Good morning, Aetna Insurance," I had looked at my watch a milisecond before and cheerily said into the receiver, "10:15."

One time, I was putting out a cigarette at work and set my thumbnail ablaze. Nail polish is very flammable, it turns out.

One fry short of a Happy Meal, you might say. LOL

And Mbo, please tell us about the popcorn cheese incident!