DIVIS SWEENEY

You are doing the cause no good by making an arse of yourself and us on a forum such as this. While you're away sunning yourself and delivering this shite, we are finding ourselves deeply embarrassed by the issues that are being raised here.

This sort of thing just stirrs up trouble, especially while Gerry and Martin are trying to soften old Paisley up - you're as bad as that Stone fella - at least he was their embarrassment.

Got to go - me and a few of the boys have to go down to the Markets to beat the bejaysus out of an errant son of Erin who said something we didn't like.

THe men of Oglagh na hEireann (punishment squad)