Gee, criteria. Let's see. It has to be a song they're likely to play on the All Christmas Music channel (disqualifying Horse With No Name and 126,347,564,689 other songs). It shouldn't be about Christmas, regardless of whether it actually uses the word Christmas(disqualifying Noel and Bring the Torch). Feel free to make up other criteria if you get the urge, this just for fun.

Michelle says Sleigh Ride fits the criteria.
- Phil