In comes Dick and all his men
He's come to see you once again
He once was hairy stout and strong
But alas I fear he wont be long
For what was once all cock-a-hoop
Now lies grey with quite a droop
His mane is gone, also his vigour
He's lost his poke, likewise his figure
His girth is as it was before
But now it sags and points to the floor
Where often it has been of use
Alas, shows signs of self abuse
So quickly wave your magic stick
That once again "In comes Dick"