Bloody hell, that was a quick response.

Surely Santa has never had such a luxurious toilet as that Peace

I was always led to believe that Santa crapped down the chimney and most people think that the remains left on the plate are the droppings from the mince pies , but in actual fact they are the Santa Claus droppings and the fluid left in the glass is milk when in actual fact its the deposit left by Santa when he comes down the chimney.